Thursday, January 05, 2006

Baby Beer Bottle


Don't you just love those headaches that are so bad you feel like you're going to puke. Ah yes, one of the pleasures of life. I think this one is a result of a delayed hangover. I tried the "drink your hangover away" method. It didn't work. I even used good scotch to do it but I think the fact that I drank 9 dollar whiskey the day before fucked that up.

I haven't had a job for over a year now so I have no interesting thoughts anymore, just strange ones. Thoughts that if anyone knew they about they would turn the other way when I started to speak. Good thing I don't speak to many people. I was anti-social to begin with, now I never leave the house. Watching my daughter is a bit of a full time job but it's not all that bad. Trust me, she'll be o.k. I only drink after her bed time while I'm in my basement pretending I'm someone I'm not. It's not like I sit around with a baby bottle in one hand and a beer bottle in the other. I doubt she'll end up being a people-hating drunk like me. In my experience, I wanted do the opposite of everything my parents did. So maybe my daughter will end up a milk-drinking community worker.

The spell checker wanted me to replace "o.k." with "Ohio".

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