So You Call Yourself A Musician

So I call myself a musician. We come a dime a dozen. Some musicians play covers while others write their own songs. Some have dreams of making a living out of it while others do it for fun. We are all delusional and most of us smell funny.

I have written a few hundred songs in my lifetime. A majority of which will never be heard. That's fine with me. It's mostly therapeutic anyway. Some people have to shoot defenseless animals while others need to rape old ladies to relieve stress. I just write songs, so I am better than them.