My right eye is evil. It's always watering and red. I don't know what I ever did to it to make it hate me so much. How do I make my right eye like me and stop doing these terrible things to me. I tried reasoning and begging with it but it wouldn't acknowledge my pleas.
One thing that puzzles me is that the left eye always behaves itself. It never acts up and is always kind to me. It's like those cartoons you see with the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other.
Both eyes work well together when it comes to the task of vision but I assume that, at times, the right eye gets bored with that and has to mess with me just for shits and giggles. My right eye laughs at my allergy drops. In fact, when I was looking in the mirror, I could have swore that I saw the right eye acting as if the drops were just a delightful spring rain. It had it's little umbrella twirling and everything. And I know I heard singing.
I will get you right eye! The left eye and I have a plan.
1 comment:
Your eye is poisoned and must be removed. Then you can have your girlfriend don a strap-on dildo and skull fuck you. I'm talking fun for the whole family. You could even get a glass eye, or several, one for every day of the week, even every mood; a new eye. This could open a whole new arena of possibilities. Look into it.
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