Saturday, February 25, 2006

Because It's Been A Few Days....




1. I think I want to be castrated. What the hell will I need them for once I'm happy with the amount of offspring I've created? If I did go through with the whole procedure I would get into scuffles and dare people to kick me in the balls.
"Go ahead. See if I care." I'd say.
Then when they have that shocked look on there face from me not feeling pain I'd uppercut them in the jaw and kick their still existing testicles.



2. I know that I've said many times before that everyone in this country is crazy but are they idiots too? Just go see the crowd at a WWE event or watch people at a wedding reception become way too excited over the Electric Slide and the Macarena. These people just make me sick. I'm a crazy idiot like that.

3. I like birds but they just fly away when I try explain my fondness to them.

No comments: